hi my name is eva and morgan is a jackass

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: 

introverts: help shovel neighbors driveways, smile at elderly folks

extroverts:  throw snowball through glass windows, eat the snowman raw

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officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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reallylameblog:

spoopyshibe:

this was a real scene from a real australian movie

EVERY TIME THAT FUCKING LIZARD SHIT STARTS SCREMAING I ALMOST HAVE A STROKE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

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Cousinly love

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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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theanti90smovement:

as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government

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I’m so happy today was a good day because I decided to focus on the positive which is me talking to cute Spanish boy

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relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

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Twenty One Pilots

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my art history paper due date has been pushed back a whole week can i get an amen?

Posted 1 day ago with 4 notes

i’m just going to post a bunch of selfies so it looks like hugh is looking dreamily at me

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