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Hi, my name is Morgan and welcome to Jackass. Please please please don't take everything on this blog so seriously.
I'm here for the booty scratching contest.

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

oklou:

in light of the recent pictures that have surfaced i have decided to make a master post titled: harry styles was a weir d frickin kid

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prinsasslou:

prinsasslou:

a special message from louis tomlinson

I think it’s an appropriate time to bring this back

HIS TEN BILLION UDDERS
demigodofmypants: BAY U LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE THE WAY THAT U FLIP UR HAIR GEST ME OVERHELWMED BUT HWNE U SMILE AT THE GROUDN IT AINT HARD 2 TELL U DONT KNOOO OHOHHH U DONT NKOW UR BYOOTIFULLL

so so so flattered
demigodofmypants: YOUR INSECURE DONTKNOW WHAT FOR TURNIGN HEAD SWHEN YOU WALK THROUGH TODOOHOHOORR DONT NEED MAKE UP TO COVERUP BEING THE WAY THAT YOU ARE IS ENOUGOUOHOHGH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT VERYONE ELSE BUT YOU OOOH

i’m so flattered
peace-wentz: MORGAN YOU ARE AS FINE AS AN ORGAN

BEST POEM I’VE EVER RECEIVED.

demigodofmypants:

stumpclub replied to your post: stumpclub replied to your post: i think people are…

i don’t think drake would really like that..

when did i say they would be my nudes

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tomfletcherscats:

this is what i have to deal with

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW ASHLEY AND I WERE WATCHING THE ONE THING VIDEO AND WE DID THE DANCE TOGETHER PERFECTLY IF THIS ISN’T FRIENDSHIP THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

meladoodle:

this is the police, we have you surrounded. come out with your hands on your head, then your shoulders, okay good now knees and toes knees and toes.

humhalelujah:

so cute asdfasdgfhsg

vanillish:

ed sheeran

influwentza:

pATRICK